Last year I joked about being disappointed that more of the hits on my blog weren’t sex-related — just 7.7%, counting hits for “vampire lesbian girl scouts.” Well, be careful what you wish for. This year fully 30% of the searches that produced hits on this site were sex-related, and of those, more than half were just looking for my tiny screengrab of Polly Walker naked — and frankly I’m again disappointed. In the same year that I brought you the stars, my own blog-a-thon, and the Bob-o-matic — and that was just January — you guys couldn’t get your mind out of the gutter. 402 posts, something like 200,000 carefully-chosen words, and all you can say is, “Look! Tits!”
Ah well. I’ll keep doing my part to elevate the discourse around here, but clearly if I want to keep my hit-count up I’ve got to throw the occasional bone to the lowbrow crowd.
Polly Walker; atia timon sex; naked polly walker; rome atia tits; “polly walker” nipple | 16.3% |
Rogaine; how much scalp is to much; script kevin spacey rogaine; itchy red scalp; rogaine before after photos | 12.2% |
Sex etc.; big bobg sex; jacking off using balloons sex; Masturbate biscotti; sexual positions lego; “Masturbate-a-thon”; Pretty Lady Sex; dildo attached to wall | 5.4% |
Susan Oliver/Orion slave girl; Green Orion Girl Porn; vina the cage star trek | 5.0% |
Erect nipples; notable nipples; hollywoods biggest nipples; cathy lee crosby nipples; sarah jessica erect nipples | 4.4% |
Vampire lesbian girl scouts | 2.7% |
Cathy Lee Crosby/Wonder Woman; THE ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN; 1974 tv movie wonder woman | 2.7% |
James Bond villains; so we meet again mr bond+villain | 1.9% |
Batman; BATMAN GETS THE SHARK ON HIS LEG; batman hippies; batman mansion, gotham city; rubber shark batman; batman shark repellent bat spray | 1.9% |
Don Fanucci | 1.7% |
Star Wars; what date was the first friday in august 1977; TaunTaun Guts; exegesis the empire strikes back; how do lightsabers change colors in star wars; A picture of Han Solos face; will there be a star wars remake | 1.6% |
Birthday invitation | 1.4% |
Amy Linker; Amy Linker forest hills ny; Amy Linker Square Pegs | 1.3% |
Sir Topham Hatt; SIR TOPHAM HATT YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY; thomas kills sir topham hatt | 1.3% |
Funny epitaph; Jewish headstone | 1.1% |
e to the i pi plus one; pi e relation transcendentals; arrigo mathematics | 1.1% |
Jaws ride | 1.0% |
Penis; kid draws penises | 1.0% |
Bob Falfa/Martin Stett; falfa vs milner | 1.0% |
Godfather | 0.8% |
Computer | 0.7% |
The Incredibles; lessons from the incredibles | 0.7% |
Raiders of the Lost Ark; bob falfa indiana jones 4; raiders of the lost ark, medallion; “raiders of the lost ark” “number on the crate”; musical note indiana jones theme | 0.7% |
Sharon Stone | 0.6% |
The end of Superman; how fast superman fly circumference; SUPERMAN REVERSING TIME; it is forbidden for you to interfere with time | 0.6% |
Jodie Foster | 0.5% |
Nygirlofmydreams | 0.5% |
Trophy; dna structure trophy design | 0.5% |
Comcast; threaten to disconnect comcast; PREMIUM CABLE CHANNELS HAVE ARTIFACTS; comcast removing channels | 0.5% |
Widescreen viewing area; formula “aspect ratio” diagonal 16:9; 4:3 area on 50 in widescreen; 27″ tv viewing area | 0.4% |
Star Trek/Enterprise/Kirk/etc.; Leonard Nimoy (Spock); “Trek 80” Game; first edition star trek star fleet technical manual; star trek Enterprise uniform sewing instructions | 0.4% |
Giraffe; giraffe drawn by kids | 0.4% |
Supertanker; dimensions of water carrying supertankers; become a supertanker captain | 0.4% |
Joe Costanzo; the primadonna joe costanzo; “Joseph Costanzo Jr. Pittsburgh AND Cafe Costanzo” | 0.4% |
Bob Glickstein; bang bobg; “danger inc” IMDB bob glickstein; bob glickstein hunter college; bob glickstein jonah blog; bobg clothing for women | 0.4% |
Dog; dog ate duraflame; “Alex The Dog”; car seat belt dog | 0.4% |
Pirates of the Caribbean; pirates of the caribbean scene similar indian jones raider of the lost ark knife dress; elizabeth swann red dress | 0.3% |
Salt Lake Flats | 0.3% |
Cigarettes/Camels/Still Life With Woodpecker; i haven’t had a cigarette for 9 days; tom robbins camel | 0.3% |
Thai gem scam; thai export center bangkok | 0.3% |
Sci-fi spaceships | 0.3% |
Entenmann’s; fudge ice’s golden cake; bimbo usa to drop entenmann’s | 0.3% |
Honda Fit | 0.3% |
James Bond; girls in credits silhouette of bond film; JAMES BOND GREATEST HITS; CONNERY BOND ROULETTE | 0.3% |
Millenium Falcon cockpit | 0.3% |
Games Magazine/Calculatrivia Marathon | 0.3% |
Contact film | 0.2% |
Vertical speed indicator/altimeter; how does a plane’s climb indicator work?; pitot static tube schematic | 0.2% |
Making Mr. Right | 0.2% |
Honeybee/bees in chimney; I am finding bees lying in my kitchen where are they coming from; bees in a fireplace | 0.2% |
Numerology 2008 | 0.2% |
Indiana University; breaking away iu; “dan heller” bloomington indiana | 0.2% |
Lego; the ark of covenant made of legos; what is the smell at legoland | 0.2% |
Pez Museum; Why no Violet Pez?; burlingame museum of pez memorabilia | 0.1% |
Peter and the Starcatchers | 0.1% |
Candy; candy with cyclamate; candy invented in 1968; discontinued now and later candy flavors | 0.1% |
Bdsm | 0.1% |
Anakin/Padme; why did anakin turn to the dark side so easily; How much do Anakin’s talent, pride and ambitions affect his decision to turn to “the dark side”? | 0.1% |
Incremental backup | 0.1% |
Inverted flag | 0.1% |
Vincent Price; vincent price as the saint; Vincent Price – Freedom of Religion Speech; was vincent price gay | 0.1% |
Watch neighbor undress; URSULA UNDRESS | 0.1% |
Bush smile; bush paraguay; bush smirk | 0.1% |
Fizzies; fizzies magic soft drink tablets; fizzies into the swim meet | 0.1% |
xkcd; XKCD E I PI | 0.1% |
Bugsy Malone/Scott Baio; who sings coca cola give a little love and comes back to you; jodie foster in bugsy | 0.1% |
Carl Sagan; circumference of the earth + sagan; carl sagan “tonight show”; i had a crush on carl sagan | 0.1% |
Pine Knoll Bungalow Colony | 0.1% |
Splashdown; meaning of karma slave; “feel so elated” Would you, would you, would you, would you Please bring me joy; splashdown the archer lyrics what does it mean? | 0.1% |
Cynthia Nixon; cynthia nixon childhood; young cynthia nixon; “manhattan project” “cynthia nixon” | 0.1% |
Danger | 0.1% |
Adam Stoller | 0.1% |