Just under the wire this year.
The sentiment in this song may or may not be true, but that it can at least be seriously entertained is a soothing balm after the one I had to write four years ago.
He better watch out
He better not cry
He better not pout
I’m telling you why:
Donald Trump is going to jail
He’s making a list
Of who’s done him wrong
The DA’s indictment’s
Equally long
Donald Trump is going to jail
He laundered mobster money
Paid bribes, committed fraud
Grabbed Justice by the pussy like
She was just another broad
He might have had lots
Of friends in the joint
But all of his pardons mean
He’s disappoint
Donald Trump is going to jail.
(Previously.)