Memorize this and then destroy it.
You better not shout
You better not squeal
You better clam up
Shit’s about to get real
Santa Claus is running an op
You’re part of his team
Of twenty or so
His voice in your earpiece
Says “Ho ho ho – go”
Santa Claus is running an op
His reindeer run surveillance
Mrs. Claus is comms at base
The elves parked in the florist’s van
Are in full camo just in case
We’ll meet at the Pole
Right after the plot
Bite down on your false tooth
In case you get caught
Santa Claus is running an op
(Previously.)