Climbing down your chimney with a bagful of opinions slung on his back. (Previously.)
You better not think
Of greeting this guy
You better look busy
I’m telling you why:
Ranter Claus is coming to town
He’s making a list
Of assholes and fools
And all the wrong things
They’re teaching in schools
Ranter Claus is coming to town
Preventing you from sleeping
He runs his mouth all night
You can never get him to shut up
Even if you say he’s right
So find someone who
Has time on his hands
Or some poor slob you can
Run faster than
Ranter Claus is coming to town
(Previously.)