The guy in this song hasn’t visited our house yet, but I can’t imagine it’ll be much longer.
You better have doubt
You better ask why
And think it all out
I’m telling you why:
Skepticlaus is coming to town
He hasn’t a list
That wouldn’t make sense
All the world’s kids?
That would be immense
Skepticlaus is coming to town
He sees you when you’re with him
And doesn’t when you’re not
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
If you tell him, or you’re caught
Reindeer that fly?
Or is it a hoax?
Which is more likely?
Don’t ask your folks
Skepticlaus is coming to town
(Previously.)